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If Cats Were Giant
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WHEN A CHURCH MEMBER INVITES ME TO LUNCH ON SUNDAY AFTER A LONG WEEK
I tell them
When really
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I snorted.
I just laughed really hard at this.
Goddamn that was funny/cute
so much yup
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Sharing Life
I was creeping on a tumblr couple today (I don’t know either person so it really is creeping) who post a lot of stuff about their relationship, and I was reminded of how good I have it.
This afternoon my girlfriend and I went and got our hairs cut at Great Clips (last day of their $5.99 sale wutwut, thank you radio ad!), then bought some stuff for the cat at PetSmart (laser pointer, cat treats, flea treatments, litter box + litter box dome), and finally dropped by Kroger for Doritos and milk and Icy Hot.
Essentials, in other words.
Lastly we split a meal at this place that serves hot dogs because being two lesbians we wanted obviously wanted hot dogs for supper really badly.
One more, one more. @CatCalliope + tongue. I can’t. I can’t. Too damn fabulous.
